1. Redneck
Him: He is usually scene in an unnecessarily large pick-up truck with a confederate flag in the bed of it, wears a beige carhart jacket, camouflage hat, listens to Kenny Chesney and Rascal Flatts because they talk about “the glory days on their high school football team,” loves Bush but doesn’t know why, will marry his high-school sweetheart / anything that will suck his dick.
Her: She enjoys taking trips to K-Mart and listening to Rascal and Kenny with her counterpart in his pick-up truck, drives a 2002 Kia, smokes a ton of slim and long budget cigarettes and will marry someone in the army by 19.
2. Frat Bro / Sorority Sister
Him: He is often seen at bars such as Two Keys, Main Street Live (Thursdays), McCarthy’s, Cheapside (for the older frat bros that never left Lexington), The Penguin, whose usual outfit entails croakies, boat shoes, short short khaki shorts, different pastel colored polos and a visor, urges one to take a shot of anything, if target denies he is deemed a “pussy” for the next six months, doesn’t like smoking marijuana in social settings (it makes them nervous), but also likes acting like they are 55 years old with a bad, time-for-therapy drinking problem.
Her: She fucks everything. She’s often seen around 10 a.m. on Fridays walking down ANY street in a pair of borrowed sweatpants, large t-shirt, smeared make-up, bee-hive hair and heels in hand (she left her purse there on purpose). She usually obtains cock from outside the Greek system, usually from a Lousiville Wigger whom she was “in love with” in high school.
4. Louisville (or greater Cincinnati area) Wigger
Him: He is often seen sporting his white fitted hatand Louisville sports long T, but don’t doubt the knowledge dawg, he knows his eminem. He often embarrasses himself when talking, and he never gets laid. (Refer to “gym class all-star turned pill head” for more information).
Her: She idolizes Missy Elliot and is just going through a phase where she wants to wear the same old smelly hooded sweatshirt every day because she dates either a Louisville Wigger or a redneck. She probably has a bunch of piercing, talks like a 40-year-old black woman and smokes three packs a day of Newport Menthol Cigarettes.
5. Fake Hippies (poncho, claims to have knowledge on Phish, smell really rank, loves Dave Mathews, can be spotted in frat bro appearal on occasion…usually thursday, sells weed to his frat bros who think he’s “the real deal”)
Him: He’s probably in a fraternity, sells weed to his frat-bros who think he’s the “real deal.” He loves getting “baked” and listening to Dave Matthew’s. He makes a point to smell bad every day as he soaks his north Face or Pategonia fleece with sweat as he sleeps in the same cloths nightly.
Her:
6. Athlete (constantly sporting school gear, can be seen riding around on a motor scooter, football players act hard without performing on the field, dwarfish white women follow)
7. Nerd / Feminist (Speaks a bunch in class, doesn’t do much besides that and warcraft, loves referring to their “boyfriend” at least once a semester in an effort to prove heterosexuality)
8. Gym Class All-Star Turned pill Head (this guy was really great in gym football – now hes doing just about anything for an oxy-cotton, could be a bouncer?)
9. Wannabe Kanye (assorted highlighter pack, gets confused and wears two fluorescent polos at a time, hipster shades, messenger bags, hates bush, taylor swift)
10. Scene Kid / Hipster (Acts pissed, attempts to spit knowledge on everything especially politics, love, and music, will easily back down, 20-somethings wearing jeans meant for 13 year old girls, always broke)